Silly Humor by Melody

On Vacation

I'll be back next week with more silly observations.  Have fun!

Swathed in Twelve Scarves

Really, how do I do this to myself?

Double Chin Lament

I have an evil sidekick dogging my every move on YouTube.

It is my double chin.  Every where I show my face, my double chin taunts me.

I wonder if other people are staring at it like I do.  Probably not, as they have other things to worry about, like their skinny legs or bullfrog voice.  (I believe everyone has an evil sidekick body part.)

What body part do you hate?  Send pictures.  That would make me happy.

You Big Jerk

What should you do about rude people?

I think there are three philosophical strategies to dealing with a stranger who doesn't know their butt from their elbow.

1.  Do nothing and just be annoyed.

2.  Say something to correct the rude behavior, then get frustrated as the idiot becomes even more stupid.

3.  Tackle the bean brain and commence to lovingly pummel the life out of them.  (It's for their own good, right?)

What tactic are you most likely to take?

Inauguration Observations

As lovely as the inauguration of a president is, there is much that I find funny:

1.  Why can't the famous people wear ski caps?  It's about ten degrees out.  I don't want people to loose their ears.

2.  There seem to be many tedious activities involved in being president.  You have to wait for people to open doors.  You have to have meetings with people you don't like.  You have to ride five miles an hour in your limo.

3.  I really want the presidential limo.  It is being described as a tank.  I want a tank that looks like that.

4.  I'm sorry, but for the million people standing for seven hours or more in the Washington D.C. Mall, how do they go to the bathroom?

5.  It's amazing how the reporters keep thinking of stuff to say.  Hour after hour after hour, they come up with historical tidbits and guests to talk about how momentous this day is.  It is quite amazing.

Excuses are lovely

The only good thing about being sick is that my body picked the coldest week of the year to break down.  I now have a perfectly reasonable excuse to look at the -5 degree temperature in Pittsburgh and say, "Cough.  Cough.  I simply can't go out.  Sorry, I'm sick."

Campaign

I am challenging all health professionals and smart people to kill the common cold.

I am now suffering from my third sinus malady of this winter.

The main question today is how can I be silly when my nose looks like a fire hydrant?

My birds. Sometimes it feels like they might eat me alive.

I Never Want to...

I had fun making this video. I think it is worthy of being a Silly Humor post.

Now go visit these YouTube channels....please.

I was tagged by Becca from http://www.youtube.com/user/superj0kes

People I tagged:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ladykatethewise = Kate

http://www.youtube.com/user/PontificatingPalsy = Potluck

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDestineClan = Hailey

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCoolDude1230 = The Cool Dude

http://www.youtube.com/user/kwa22122 = Kyle

Melody's Silly Dancin'

I've been waiting for a long time to do a geeky dance video. And here it is!