Silly Humor by Melody

The Snoop-Mobile

This car (about as long as my hand) has all the bells and whistles.  First, it's driven by Snoopy.  No one is more cool than Snoopy.  Second, the car is purple.  Purple is the color of royalty.  (Royal Snoopy, yee-haw!)  And third, Snoopy is driving the number 8.  I was born on December 8th, so this car is obviously the best car in the WORLD.  (Okay, it's the best car on my desk, but that's a start.)

Onion Face

I chopped onions.  My eyes were burning.  I ran out of the kitchen and begged my boyfriend to get me a wet towel for my eyes.  Instead he took a picture. 

Do you see the pain I go through when I'm cooking dinner?

Gaudy Accessory

Anyone need a hand bag?  ( I know it's sad, but this purse is growing on me.  I'm tempted to wear it out to the mall some day.)

Eighties Hair Gum

There are some products that scream BUY ME!  I enjoyed forking over the money for my slice of some "Juicy Mullet" chewing gum.

Big Train

This enormous kid train rides around the mall where I work.  For days I tried to get a picture in front of it.  It even has a bell and a headlight.  (Don't I look smug?)

Someday, I'm going to be silly enough to pay five dollars to get in and ride around the mall yelling, "Choo CHOO!"

Trying to be COOL.

Marketing people should just STOP.  They come up with way too many tag lines that make me want to beat myself with kleenex boxes.  For example:

I just received an email from the Houlihan's restaurant.  In order to get my attention they used the tag line, "Get jiggy wit'it."  (Does anyone even spell wit'it like that?)

Sigh.  Stop trying to be jiggy.  Just stick to serving cheeseburgers.