In a scene that can only be described as berry messy, 48-year-old Zoe Muncha lost her life while judging the annual “Pie in the Sky” Baking Contest.
“I told her to stop at 68 slices,” said her husband, Frank Muncha, “But she loved judging pies. She refused to give up. She’s a hero.”
Zoe Muncha popped like a balloon on Monday, March 16th, when she consumed 150 slices of apple pie alamode. Witnesses report Muncha ricocheting backwards when she finally burst. People had to duck under tables to avoid flying debris.
“I knew there’d be an accident sooner or later,” said last year’s baking champion, Goody Keeper. She said, “Everyone thinks they can whip up an apple pie. We had too many contestants. The Pie in the Sky Baking Contest shouldn’t be accepting just any old slop in a pie tin.”
Police won’t comment on whether foul play was involved.
The Pie in the Sky Society wouldn’t announce a Grand Pie Winner on Monday because Muncha died before she could name her favorite. Some contestants got so angry they took their half-eaten pies and went home.
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