Silly Humor by Melody

Rear View Mirror Fuzzy

Warning.  I am not a photographer.  Today's pictures are lousy, out of focus, and dark.  If you have better pictures that are silly, please send them my way.

Now, on to the Rear View Mirror Fuzzy.  You can wrap your rear view mirror with this.  It will make your car look sleek and YELLOW.

You can also use the Rear View Mirror Fuzzy as a headband.  I look like Olivia Newton-John.  Hey, everybody, Let's get Physical.

Extraordinary Napper

Today's Tidbit -  I take naps.  I think sleeping in the afternoon is one of God's greatest gifts to mankind.  I think everyone should take a nap everyday.

So I declare today, June 28th, as National Nap Day.  Now all you nap-aholics can go back to sleep in peace.  Pleasant dreams.

The Princess Pen

For all the times when I really need to feel like a girl.  I especially love the big, gaudy crown on the top of this pen.  If you shake the pen, the crown bobbles.

It's too heavy to write with, and too small to be a magic wand, so I think it will sit beside my computer for a few days, just so I can feel like royalty whenever I look at it.  Do you think Queen Elizabeth ever had a Princess Pen?  I hope so.

Feminine Torture

I bought this at Target for 14 cents.  Doesn't the woman on the cover look like an alien?  When I think beauty products, I immediately want to stick leaves in my eyes and then pile on the peaches.  I'm afraid to open the package, so the actual beauty goo inside will have to remain a mystery.  But my bet is on peachy-smelling macaroni salad.  Eieeewwwww.

Wicked Witch of the East

These socks remind me of the Wicked Witch of the East.  Remember when her feet shrivel up after Dorothy gets the ruby slippers in Wizard of Oz?

If anyone actually has a picture of the Wicked Witch of the East's feet, make sure you email me at melodychef@gmail.com.  Quickly!  This is important.

Piggy Update

I told you I would wear my pig hat to the Rib Fest.  I got a lot of looks, a few compliments, and a belly full of ribs.

Here is me just about to feast.

This is me after eating my first round of ribs.  (Those things are messy, don't you know?)

And this is me after my second helping of ribs.  I didn't oink, but I felt that full.

You never know when the pig hat will strike again.

Neopets - the Virtual Time Vacuum

4009th way to waste time on the internet.  Play this game for hours and hours and hours.  (Do I do this?  No, of course not.  I'm busy...writing.  Yeah.  That's it.  Writing.)

Pig Headedness

This a hat.  This is my pig hat.  Those strings attached to the wings make the wings flap.  My question to you is, Why doesn't everyone wear a pig hat every day of their lives?

 

If you're visiting from Dave Barry's Blog today, then I give you a loud, squealing "Hoooowdy!

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Decorative Street Food

I ate hot dogs and ice cream from street vendors in New York City, but this Mexican stand with the enormous sombrero has the key to my heart.

Oh, and if you click on the picture and look closely at me, you will notice that my purse is almost as big as me.  That's my "I can fit my shoes in here" bag.

Me and NBC

I'm back!  New York City is HUGE.

Oh, and the NBC sign I'm standing in front of is full of M&M's.  I wanted to eat them all, but it's against the NBC rules.