Big Critter Dream Alert

I dreamed of Horseshoe Crabs last night.  I don't know why.  In my dream, I was collecting the creatures.  Again, I don't know why.

Luckily, I was mostly nice to my dream horseshoe crabs.  I gave them a nice big tank to swim in and then I let the girl horseshoe hang out with her boyfriend, a bigger, manly horseshoe.

Unfortunately, the boy horseshoes weren't very nice.  They would eat and dismember any rival male horseshoe crabs that dared to talk to the lady crabs.

Yes, in my dream, the large, armor-plated bugs could talk.  Or at least I knew what they were thinking.

This whole experience was straight out creepy.  Why can't I dream of My Little Ponies?

Comments

[colbymarshall]

I dreamed last night I was called into the hospital because there was a nurse shortage...nevermind that I'm not a nurse, lol!

[Melody Platz]

Saturday night, I dreamed the the Incredible Hulk was fighting the Invisible Man. Only the Incredible Hulk could only be green and powerful at night, and the Invisible Man could only be invisible during the day. So they were both trying to squash the other at opposite times of the day.

I think I have an overactive imagination.