Wishful Thinking

I desperately wanted something funny to happen to me today.  I waited all morning.  I kept alert all afternoon.  Still, nothing.

So instead of reporting on my unfunny life, I decided to make a list of all the funny things that could have happened to me today, but didn't.

The List:

I haven't seen any men wearing cherry red pants.

My pants have not fallen down.

I did not run around my neighborhood yelling, "Give me Liberty or give me a bicycle."

A horde of bees did not chase me down the street.

I have not stuttered even once today.

I have not said the word bladder out loud.  (I've typed the word bladder, but that is not the same thing.)

I didn't meet or chat with Robin Williams.

My house has not been invaded by a horde of miniature rabbits.

I did not watch the movie, Mannequin.

No one has even thrown a pie in my face.  My day has been completely unfunny.