It's a "Take it Easy Friday", and I thought what better way to relax then to let my ego go and show bad pictures of myself.
This first picture is a great picture of my bird, Sunny. He thinks everything I own is a perfect landing platform, including hats and, occasionally, my nose.
I, however, look like an eyeless yokel who is about to spit. "Pi-tooey!"
For my second exhibit, we have a picture taken by the Silly Boyfriend. Like my bird, he is usually unconcerned about my ego. This is why he uses every chance he gets to take bad pictures of me.
I've decided that in this picture, I look like a "Speak No Evil" statue. And could the Silly Boyfriend have gotten a more close up picture of the bags under my eyes? He probably could, so every time he reaches for my camera, I slap him. I would not recommend doing this to your boyfriend, unless he really, really deserves it. If you are not of the right gender or persuasion to have a boyfriend, then watch out. There are probably people just itching to slap you.
And finally, I have a none-egotistical revelation. There is a function on most phones called T-9. Apparently most human beings and some small rodents know about this application. I didn't know about this until today. So for the past eons of my life, I have been creating text messages using three key taps for every letter I write. I am ashamed to admit how many minutes of my life I have wasted this way.
Why did I crawl into a kitchen garbage bag?
